"In Other Words: The Forty Third President"
March 7th, 2006

Rune Nordsman

The toxic bitch, Ann Coulter, uses slander and libel on a daily basis. How does that bigoted, horse-faced, hate-monger get away with it? Well, she knows it's expensive to challenge and she, on the other hand, makes loads of money selling and spewing to equally narrow minded wingnuts and so called ‘Christians’.

I won’t stoop to her slanderous and libelous name calling level, but I will print a list of descriptive names for her leader, you know, what’s his name, the shrub, the ex-alcoholic and drug abuser, you know, the draft-dodger who went AWOL, failed at three businesses, fucked up Texas and then was illegitimately appointed President of the United States by his father’s Supreme Court, oh yea, President dubya bush.
Bushbots, neocon excusists and other members of the cult of Bush will use the following to describe their leader; President, Commander in Chief, Christian, a good man, conservative, leader, moral, confident, a regular guy. These are all at best inaccurate and in reality, lies.

The following descriptions are more truthful. They come from the other 70% of the American population and practically the entire world. They will be used by historians and future generations to reference his heinous, the fraudulent simpleton, America’s, King George ‘The Fake’. Here goes.

Liar, phony, undeserving, illegitimate, amoral, aggressively stubborn, uninformed, non-reader, sadist, pathological, hypocrite, coward, AWOL, alcohol and drug addled, draft-dodger, failed businessman, stupid, unpatriotic, inept, simple minded, unenlightened, vindictive, embarrassing, pathetic, smug, tool, arrogant, close minded, unrealistic, not a real Texan, foolish, evil, Rove’s monster, Cheney’s bitch, dumber than a box of rocks, punk ass chump, son of a bush, corrupt, terrorist, criminal, unreasonable, irrational, unthinking, unapologetic, back stabber (just ask John McCain), neocon, face of the religious radical right, dangerous, spoiled, smirker, megalo-maniac, half-wit, unfit to lead, ineloquent, fake cowboy, fake fighter pilot, fake president, torturer, law breaker, worse than Nixon, outlaw president, tin horn dictator, brat, child emperor, worst president ever, anti-intellectual, anti-American and as history will bare out, simply Not The Legitimately Elected President of the United States from 2000-2???